Weekend diversion: Happy Thinksgiving.

The younger Free-Ride offspring’s soccer team has been playing in a regional tournament this weekend, and we’re girding our loins and guarding our shins to go out and play a second day of tournament games. I’m happy that they’re playing so well, but I have to say, watching games in late November is a different experience than spectating in mid-September. (Bone-chilling cold + bad sunburn = some kind of tangible sign of a parent’s devotion. If only one’s child took it seriously.)
Anyway, in the meantime, I wanted to test your knowledge in the identification of some turkeys.

Specifically, the turkeys currently adorning the door to my department’s main office.
Here they are one by one:

Philosopher #1

Caption: “Help, I’m alienated from myself! Proletariat turkeys.”
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Philosopher #2

Caption: “Philosophers are not turkeys.”
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Philosopher #3

Caption: “Gobble!”
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Philosopher #4

Caption: “Follow me, students!”
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Philosopher #5

Caption: “No! Follow me!”
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Philosopher #6

Caption: “Happy Thanksgiving!”
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Leave your guesses in the comments (which I’ll approve when I’m back from the soccer pitch). The first one to correctly identify all six will win some sort of a prize (although undoubtedly a silly one).