Friday frivolity: what’s this model doing on my desk?

To amuse you while I attend to work that needs doing, I offer a picture of an object on my desk at work.

MysteryModel.jpg

A couple of questions for you, dear readers:


1. What is this?
2. Why do I have it?
(I did not, in fact, get it for myself. It was given to me in a specific context. If necessary, I’ll entertain yes-or-no questions in the comments to help you along.)
The first commenter who answers both questions correctly gets to assign me the topic of my next substantive post.

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23 Comments

  1. Well, I’m pretty sure it’s an anatomical model of a rectum and the associated bits of large intestine above it.
    As to why you have it, I hesitate to guess. A commentary from someone suggesting you relax your high and stringently-applied standards?

  2. Looks like a cross-section of a bowel showing colo-rectal tumors and polyps.
    maybe you are looking into the apparent heritability of the tendency for colo-rectal cancer to run in families…

  3. The model is most certainly quite anal.
    I’ll hazard a guess that you expressed a desire to present someone with an “Asshole of the Year/Month/Week/Day” award, and that this was offered as a suitable trophy.

  4. Well, the oddest things in my office were passed on from people who are retiring or people who were traveling. I would guess someone is retiring at the end of the semester.

  5. katydid13 @7: I would guess someone is retiring at the end of the semester.
    No.
    KeithB @9: Boning up for your first colonscopy?
    My possession of the model is work-related. Were I getting a colonoscopy (I haven’t scheduled one as of post date), I presume it would not be work-related.
    FizzyPoof @10: Because you’re a pain in the fucking ass?
    I won’t deny that I can be a pain in the ass, but that’s not the reason I was given the hemorrhoid model.

  6. Sitting on your behind, grading, is the main cause of problems related to the fecal orifice. Truck drivers are known to suffer from this problem. In the case of CPP, it started at the other end of his digestive system. 😉

  7. Jared @12: While it’s work-related, it’s not related to the philosophizing parts of the job.
    Steve @14: Not related to someone at work being pregnant.
    S. Rivlin @15: Not related either to grading or, strictly speaking, to sitting on my behind.

  8. oh dear, is somebody trying to tell you that you are worse than swollen hemorrhoidal tissue (or in plain people language, a “pain in the a–“. (Internal and external at that!)

  9. My guess on why it would be given to you is as part of a pharmaceutical promotion; there’s probably a drug ad on it somewhere.
    Or at least that’s where most of the models of that sort that I see come from…

  10. I’m guessing that a grammatician gave it to you to encourage further understanding of the colon and semicolon and the appropriate use of them in all of those term papers you are grading!

  11. Did someone give it to you to as a visual aid for explaining the difficulty of explaining science, in this case medical anatomy, to a non-scientist.

  12. Doesn’t seem that anyone is going to guess the other half.
    So as first person to guess half the questions can I suggest that half of your next substantive post be about question 2?

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