If search strings were writing assignments …

From time to time I have a look at the search strings that have brought readers to this blog. Looking at some of the recent queries, I can’t help but wonder what kind of blog this would be if these described my main focus:

sarcastic jokes i do not get it is it a gender thing
percentage of academic job applicants are women
SJSU layoffs
is it bad to email your professor alot
I hate academia
san diego zoo ethics
make a fake diploma of brooklyn college
describe the harpy eagle symbiosis
objectifying women for a good cause
Why are some communities more desirous of control more than other communitys
what does furlough day mean
how thin do mammograms smash breast tissue
is it ethical to create online persona
paparazzi ethics
tales of tentacles
students steal school lab equipment for drugs
ethics of placebo use
dream about snake eating prey
little naked girls that make you pay attention
lifestyle choice academic scientist work hours per week
In order to predict whether or not a single-replacement reaction takes place, you need to consult a chart that shows the ____

That last one looks like someone was using the Googles to take an exam. I suppose we could discuss the ethics of that.
Sadly, the frequency of searches for three-toed sloth sex jokes seems to have fallen off. I guess this means three-toed sloth sex jokes have jumped the shark.

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3 Comments

  1. Inquiring minds want to know:
    objectifying women for a good cause
    What are the good causes? So we can be sure to do it ethically and all that.

  2. I’m sure that search (objectifying women for a good cause) had to do with the recent Boobquake event. Check out http://blaghag.com for the story.
    I’m more worried about the ones that sound like child porn and forged documents.
    And I would like to say that it is definitely bad to email your professor “alot”, especially if it’s a writing-intensive course.
    Some of those searches look like people are finding you for precisely the right reasons. It’s pretty impressive how well-tuned some of them look to be for this blog!

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