SInce John took it, and Chad took it, I figured I’d try the Brutally Honest Personality Test too.
Oh, how very glad I am that I did:
Loser- INTP
33% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 73% Thinking, 46% Judging
Talked to another human being lately? I’m serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn’t become apparent to you…Nerd’s a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn’t care less about the different definitions of the word and why you’re actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don’t pretend you weren’t thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly.
Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you’re at your very best…*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn’t something you find easy, but don’t worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now.
On top of all this, you’re shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you’re on OKCupid!
Now, quickly go and delete everything about “theoretical questions” from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you’ll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don’t get your hopes up.I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound?
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If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this.
I have a feeling that Charlie Brown might have gotten better results on this than I did. So, I’ll be just outside flying my kite next to the kite-eating tree.
But your parents love you anyway, despite (or maybe because of ) your personality. Traits that seem negative in some circles might actually be valued in others.
Charlie Brown is an asset to his peers, sometimes even on the baseball team, if not by his playing the game of baseball.
(M & D)
The “Brutally Honest Personality Test” leads back to this page.
I got the same INTP profile, though my percentages were a bit different.
I got “Crackpot” myself, but I don’t mind. Some day my brilliant plans will come to fruition and the creator of that quiz will beg for mercy!
I’m:
Freak – INFJ
20% Extraversion, 53% Intuition, 46% Thinking, 80% Judging
I’m a Crackpot –
Crackpot – INTJ
46% Extraversion, 66% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 73% Judging
People hate you.
I took a real Meyers-Briggs test, which is what this is based off of, and got the same rating, so this is probably pretty close to the measure they used.
For a more positive rundown of your personality type, google your four-letter acronym and a bunch of results should pop up.
Borefest – ISTJ
33% Extraversion, 46% Intuition, 60% Thinking, 60% Judging
Sometimes I get ENTJ on Meyer-Briggs tests, others I get ISTJ. I varies but the description they give about ISTJ is absolutely wrong.
My financial records, oh boy. If I don’t see cash, it doesn’t exist as far as I’m concerned.
Thank you for the reality check. It turns out I am a crackpot dictator (INTJ/ENTJ borderline on the i/e). My friends, family, and colleagues always knew that, I’m sure.
This is the same result I’ve had for the real Meyers-Briggs, although this version was much funnier.