Indeed, but what are your chances of surviving the only apocalypse that matters? (The Big Atomic Blast.. something like that.)
Are you usually
1. Sitting in your fully stocked interplanetary spacecraft which can be launched in a matter of seconds?
2. Doing other shit.
Ha! I’m 2% more likely to survive. I only have to outrun you…
52%. The zombie apocalypse meet-up place is your house, by the way.
32%. I am so screwed. The zombies will eat me for breakfast before they come looking for you.
Indeed, but what are your chances of surviving the only apocalypse that matters? (The Big Atomic Blast.. something like that.)
Are you usually
1. Sitting in your fully stocked interplanetary spacecraft which can be launched in a matter of seconds?
2. Doing other shit.
Ha! I’m 2% more likely to survive. I only have to outrun you…
52%. The zombie apocalypse meet-up place is your house, by the way.
32%. I am so screwed. The zombies will eat me for breakfast before they come looking for you.