Yeah, still grading here. Yesterday I returned mass quantities of graded papers (with a free paperclip for every student!) and have another assignment to grade today … just in time for two more assignments which come due tomorrow. And then, the final exam!
Ever the optimist, this morning in the shower I wondered how things would turn out if the Rapture were to happen while I’m in the midst of all this grading. It’s the kind of hypothetical that demands a poll:
If the Rapture happens before grades are due:online survey
This hypothetical also gave me an earworm, which I shall now share with you.
Happy grading!
My vote “Other: Jesus better be prepared for an F grade from you, that slacker.”